{"id":532,"date":"2019-02-28T10:48:03","date_gmt":"2019-02-28T10:48:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/randomedicale.com\/2019\/02\/28\/4-techniques-pour-sechapper-de-stage-la-5eme-va-vous-surprendre\/"},"modified":"2019-02-28T10:48:03","modified_gmt":"2019-02-28T10:48:03","slug":"4-techniques-pour-sechapper-de-stage-la-5eme-va-vous-surprendre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/blog\/2019\/02\/28\/4-techniques-pour-sechapper-de-stage-la-5eme-va-vous-surprendre\/","title":{"rendered":"4 techniques pour s\u2019\u00e9chapper de stage, la 5e va vous surprendre\u00a0!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"m-8239643799231972190\" class=\"mail-message expanded\" style=\"color:#000000;font-family:sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-style:normal;font-variant-ligatures:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;widows:2;word-spacing:0;text-decoration-style:initial;text-decoration-color:initial;text-align:left;\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-530 alignnone size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/randoecni.wordpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/2015-03-12-12913664270517400548.jpg\" width=\"700\" height=\"391\" srcset=\"https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/2015-03-12-12913664270517400548.jpg 700w, https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/2015-03-12-12913664270517400548-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Pas besoin d\u2019\u00eatre un ninja br\u00e9silien pour partir sans \u00eatre vu par ton chef de service ou ton CCA \u00e0 l\u2019affut !<\/h3>\n<div class=\"mail-message-content collapsible zoom-normal mail-show-images\" style=\"overflow-wrap:break-word;display:block;margin:16px0px;\">\n<div class=\"clear\">\n<div dir=\"ltr\">\n<h2><strong>N\u00b01<\/strong> : \u00ab <i>Je brancarde un patient \u00e0 l\u2019imagerie.<\/i> \u00bb<\/h2>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0cm0cm10pt;line-height:18.0473px;font-size:11pt;font-family:Calibri, sans-serif;\">Le patient remontera 3h plus tard. Seul. Le brancardier, lui, sera d\u00e9j\u00e0 loin ! (Probablement \u00e0 la BU&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0cm0cm10pt;line-height:18.0473px;font-size:11pt;font-family:Calibri, sans-serif;\">Notre astuce : Marche aussi avec <i>\u00ab je descends une demande d\u2019examen \u00bb<\/i> et <i>\u00ab je vais faxer un truc je reviens \u00bb<\/i>.<\/p>\n<h2><strong>N\u00b02 :<\/strong> \u00ab <i>Je peux pas rester, j\u2019ai cours d\u2019anglais<\/i>\u2026 \u00bb<\/h2>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0cm0cm10pt;line-height:18.0473px;font-size:11pt;font-family:Calibri, sans-serif;\">Pour la 3 e fois de la semaine. A 11h12. En plein milieu des vacances scolaires. <i>Of course ! <\/i><\/p>\n<h2><strong>N\u00b03<\/strong> : <i>Commencer par pr\u00e9senter ses patients au d\u00e9but de la visite et pr\u00e9texter aller chercher un truc dans le bureau m\u00e9dical.<\/i><\/h2>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0cm0cm10pt;line-height:18.0473px;font-size:11pt;font-family:Calibri, sans-serif;\">Une fois que c\u2019est fait personne ne remarquera que vous n\u2019\u00eates plus que 14 dans la chambre du patient de la 27.<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0cm0cm10pt;line-height:18.0473px;font-size:11pt;font-family:Calibri, sans-serif;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-531 alignnone size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/randoecni.wordpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/consciousness-7091433064460377956369675.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/consciousness-7091433064460377956369675.jpg 400w, https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/consciousness-7091433064460377956369675-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/p>\n<h2><strong>N\u00b04<\/strong> : <i>Ne pas venir du tout.<\/i><\/h2>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0cm0cm10pt;line-height:18.0473px;font-size:11pt;font-family:Calibri, sans-serif;\">Tu n\u2019as pas besoin de fuir le stage si tu n\u2019y vas pas&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ideal pour b\u00e2tir des relations saines et \u00e9panouies avec tes coexternes !<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-529 alignnone size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/randoecni.wordpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/ae6ae7737442185976d1e1cc19ea4f4f7964733895199878882.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/ae6ae7737442185976d1e1cc19ea4f4f7964733895199878882.jpg 600w, https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/ae6ae7737442185976d1e1cc19ea4f4f7964733895199878882-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0cm0cm10pt;line-height:18.0473px;font-size:11pt;font-family:Calibri, sans-serif;\">Petit article troll qui vous renvoie a celui de dimanche dernier:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/2019\/02\/24\/faut-il-aller-en-stage-ou-a-la-bu\/\">https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/2019\/02\/24\/faut-il-aller-en-stage-ou-a-la-bu<\/a>\/<\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin:0cm0cm10pt;line-height:18.0473px;font-size:11pt;font-family:Calibri, sans-serif;\">Nous revenons d\u00e8s dimanche prochain pour de nouveaux articles au format habituel.<\/p>\n<h3>Courage, ne l\u00e2chez rien !<\/h3>\n<h3>Il fait beau, les pauses \u00e7a se fait dehors.<\/h3>\n<h3>Vous \u00eates parfaits !<\/h3>\n<h3>Rando Ecni.<\/h3>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"mail-message-footer spacer collapsible\" style=\"display:block;height:0;\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"conversation-footer\" class=\"spacer\" style=\"color:#000000;font-family:sans-serif;font-size:12.8px;font-style:normal;font-variant-ligatures:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;orphans:2text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;widows:2;word-spacing:0;text-decoration-style:initial;text-decoration-color:initial;height:135px;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pas besoin d\u2019\u00eatre un ninja br\u00e9silien pour partir sans \u00eatre vu par ton chef de service ou ton CCA \u00e0 l\u2019affut ! N\u00b01 : \u00ab Je brancarde un patient \u00e0 l\u2019imagerie. \u00bb Le patient remontera 3h plus tard. Seul. Le brancardier, lui, sera d\u00e9j\u00e0 loin ! (Probablement \u00e0 la BU&#8230;) Notre astuce : Marche aussi [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,13,16,17,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-histoires","category-methodologie","category-rando-d2","category-rando-d4","category-tous-les-articles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomedicale.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}